Stake It U.K.

I AM OFFICIALLY DELETING (or leaving) THIS BLOG

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:55:00 -0700

I haven’t fully decided yet. I AM, however, making a new blog because I have a crazy person infiltrating my life. If you want the new URL just message this account.

I think I will have to delete this tumblr and make a new one. The annoyance has gone on long enough....

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:28:00 -0700

I think I will have to delete this tumblr and make a new one. The annoyance has gone on long enough. I absolutely HATE to have to do it, but I need to be rid of my crazed follower who won’t leave me alone…

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:00:51 -0700

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

cumbum-berbatch: all-aboard-ss-larry: hitlervevo: PRESENTING TO YOU TUMBLR 2013: FEBRUARY: MARCH...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:58:19 -0700

cumbum-berbatch:

all-aboard-ss-larry:

hitlervevo:

PRESENTING TO YOU TUMBLR 2013:

FEBRUARY:

MARCH FIRST WEEK:

MARCH MIDDLE:

MARCH LAST WEEK:

APRIL FIRST WEEK:

This is going to be a fun year

Late April:

Harry notices two guys sitting in the front row, then calls...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:57:19 -0700

Harry notices two guys sitting in the front row, then calls them out on it [x]

theangryviolinist: do re mi fa so done with this semester

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:56:21 -0700

theangryviolinist:

do re mi fa so done with this semester

jodyrobots: woah thats some level-10 white person shit there

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:55:42 -0700

jodyrobots:

woah thats some level-10 white person shit there

dgoheartlines: omg

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:54:38 -0700

dgoheartlines:

omg

themarvelousm: nepeter: one day im going to hire a prostitute and just tell her about my...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:54:31 -0700

themarvelousm:

nepeter:

one day im going to hire a prostitute and just tell her about my feelings

brachiotomy: So I went to Goodwill today and

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:52:51 -0700

brachiotomy:

So I went to Goodwill today and

les-etoiles-de-la-boxe: superbottles: egberts: why cant a cursor go through the top or the left...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:48:05 -0700

les-etoiles-de-la-boxe:

superbottles:

egberts:

why cant a cursor go through the top or the left of the screen but it can the right and the bottom??????

these things haunt me at night

aaamaaazooon: LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:44:57 -0700

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

who is clara oswin oswald?: My sister made a really good point today: she thinks that Clara is the...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:41:40 -0700

who is clara oswin oswald?: My sister made a really good point today: she thinks that Clara is the...:

oswintheories:

My sister made a really good point today: she thinks that Clara is the daughter (or grand-daughter) of Alternate Universe Doctor and Rose. Here is our reasoning:

1) In Hide this week, Hila Tukurian is found to be the future relation of Alec Palmer and Emma Grayling. This could hint at Clara…

stewie-just-said-that: i-only-know-fandoms: dfw-cub: IN THE...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:07:06 -0700

stewie-just-said-that:

i-only-know-fandoms:

dfw-cub:

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!

What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood

Woah, easy there Satan.

angwomon: FUCK YOU BRIAN

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:55:36 -0700

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

names-bones: zzzan-augustus-waters-fetish: christianmingle: does anyone else remember that...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:54:52 -0700

names-bones:

zzzan-augustus-waters-fetish:

christianmingle:

does anyone else remember that episode of drake and josh where they replaced helen with a different black lady and hoped no one would notice

that’s roxy

roxy like a puma

edenhain: officialdogblog: totallytransparent: Semi...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:50:19 -0700

edenhain:

officialdogblog:

totallytransparent:

Semi Transparent Lips & Nails (changes colour with your blog background - drag it!)

OH YMG OSH THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE

bootyness: carryonmylonelyangel: amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:43:48 -0700

bootyness:

carryonmylonelyangel:

amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.

They got married.

Photo

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:41:00 -0700

allthefandomslivehere: I kid you not, this is my birthday cake!...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:39:28 -0700

allthefandomslivehere:

I kid you not, this is my birthday cake! I”m going to explode!